OK, you know we love Five Guys Burgers and Fries, right? Did you know that all across the country Five Guys uses some of the quotes from our review on their in-store marketing displays? Mind you, we’re not in all of their restaurants, but we are in a lot of them. Like here. Here (in a ShayTards video!). Here. And here. So cool!
The Rock Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits
22401 NE Glisan Street
Wood Village, OR 97060 Map It!
Hours: 11:30 a.m. to midnight daily Website | Twitter:Â @TheRock_WFP | Facebook Page | Menu
Lunch money: $$
You could say thereâ€™s already an overabundance of pizza places in the Portland area. Weâ€™ve got the national chains (Dominoâ€™s, Pizza Hut, Round Table), weâ€™ve the local chains (Bellagioâ€™s, Hot Lips, Pizza Schmizza, Izzyâ€™s), then there are the one-off specialty pizza shops (Danteâ€™s pizza window, Apizza Scholls, Kenâ€™s Artisan, Firehouse) and now even pizza food carts, so why on Earth would we need another pizza place?
How about a new pizza place with a reasonably priced lunchtime buffet, a fun rock â€˜nâ€™ roll theme and interesting urinals in the menâ€™s room? Yeah, thatâ€™s right, interesting urinal artwork.
The Rock Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits is actually part of a small Washington-based chain and their very first Oregon location opened in Wood Village (thatâ€™s near Gresham) in June.
We know, we know. Wood Village? For lunch? Sure, itâ€™s a bit of a trek for most Portlandersâ€”especially if your lunch hour really is a hourâ€”but if you live and/or work in the greater Gresham area, The Rock should be on your list of new places to check out.
The Rock is a classic rock theme restaurant, but the theme part is actually a lot better than you might expectâ€”i.e., itâ€™s not that cheesy. The interior is decked out in faux graffiti, band memorabilia, neon signs and thereâ€™s lots of exposed brick and pipes. Itâ€™s actually quite strange to walk into the rather nondescript strip mall building into the much more interestingly decorated interior of The Rock. Also, as mentioned, they have some very unique urinals (which an awesome male friend offered to photograph for us).
Initially we were planning to go big and dive into the buffet, but then (after much consideration regarding how food-filled our summer has been) decided to scale back a bit and just get a personal-sized pizza. The pizza menu is a large as you would expect, and they offer several different sauce options including classic tomato, creamy white sauce and garlicky butter.
Specialty pizzas abound at The Rock, each bearing a rock song related name (â€œCrazy Little Thing,â€ â€œCrazy Train,â€ â€œCalifornia Dreaminâ€™,â€ and â€œRevolutionâ€ to name a few).