I became a huge fan of YouTube dudes ManHaulsÂ awhile back while researching BirchBox Men reviews. Bucky and Matt made me seriously LOL, so I subscribed to their channel. When they did a ‘lil video about their impressive hot sauce collection, I immediately noticed it was missing something important: Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce!
I knew I needed to remedy that massive missing piece in their collection (die-hard â€˜Bama fans, or not), so I sent them of a bottle.
What I didnâ€™t expect was that theyâ€™d make a sweet video about their thoughts and feelings on the sauce. Check out the video above to see how many ManHauls “beards” they awarded Secret Aardvark!
Of course, if you live in Portland and donâ€™t already know about Secret Aardvark, you’re not just missing the boat, youâ€™re missing the mfâ€™ing yacht of hot sauces. Itâ€™s truly the best aroundâ€¦even if a bottle will set you back about $6 and it can be hard to find.
Secret Aardvark has two other saucy varieties: the Drunken Garlic Black Bean and the Drunken Jerk (not to be confused with the PDX bridge-and-tunnel crowd at Blitz or Splash Bar or The Crown Room or Barrel Room orâ€¦OK, OK, just jokinâ€™).
Currently Secret Aardvark is available at various retail outlets in Oregon and Washington (and one random shop in NYC), but you can also order the spicy stuff online.
Also, be sure to check out ManHauls’ awesome beauty guru wives over at EleventhGorgeous!
Fire on the Mountain
1708 East Burnside
Portland, Oregon 97214
503-230-9464 Map It!
Wings, oh, lovely wings! Who doesnâ€™t love a great wings place, right? Sure, you could trek out to theÂ lone Hooters left in Oregon at Jantzen Beach, but for a great local wings place, you really should visit Fire on the Mountainâ€”which now has two locations. Not only are the wings great, but the selection of sauces is outstanding.
Portland was a little behind the wings trend for years and years, and Fire on the Mountainâ€™s initial location on North Interstate was really the first GOOD wing-specializing place in town (seriously, you canâ€™t count Hooters, puh-lease) when they opened up in 2005. The original location is teeny-tiny, so if you go be prepared to wait for a table or just order take-out. The new East Burnside location is larger and very airy, but itâ€™s also known to fill up fast during lunchtime.
When you approach the counter to give your order, you can actually taste-test the sauces on small pieces of celery. This is a greatÂ way to try out any saucesÂ you might usually be afraid to try on an entire order of wings, so go ahead, dip that celery stick in â€œEl-Jefeâ€ and let the burning sensation begin. Continue reading Review: Fire on the Mountain (East Burnside)
904 NW Couch Street
503-219-9966 Map It!
UPDATE: Mercato is now closed.
Wow, I think the Lunch Lady has a new favorite lunch spot in the Pearl. From the big screen TVs behind the counter (when we were there three were displaying the menu and the other was tuned to CNN) to the incredibly friendly waitstaff to the bright and open dining area to the display cases of yummy gelato, paninis, desserts and bottled drink offerings, Mercato is certainly off to a good (and tasty) start! Mercato opened just over a week ago, but they should definitely be on your lunch list.
If there is anything on the downside, it’s the prices. Though the prices are comparable to other Pearl lunch establishments, it’s still on the high side of the StumptownLunch budget. Salads start at $7, paninis go for $9 (including a small mixed greens salad), pizzas start at $10 (these are big, but not really big enough to share if that’s all you’re ordering) and pasta dishes start at $11.Â They also offer a wide array of beverages, including espresso, beer and wine. Continue reading Review: Mercato
E-San Thai Cuisine
133 SW Second Avenue
503-223-4090 Map It!
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As Rachael Ray would say, Yum-o! When I stopped by E-San Thai Cuisine I was starving, so I probably would have devoured anything they put in front of me. However, the food was outstanding–so I pretty much ate until my stomach could not hold another bean sprout!
First of all, I was pretty overwhelmed by the menu. They offer more than 70 dishes! Wow! But don’t be scared off by all the options, each dish is carefully detailed for those who aren’t completely familiar with all the Thai delicacies they offer.
My lunch companion and I started with the appetizer combination plate, which for $8 is a pretty good deal if you are sharing a meal. It includes three dipping sauces (peanut sauce, cucumber sauce and sweet and sour sauce) for the deep-fried egg rolls, the fried tofu, satay (choice of chicken, beef or pork) and the fried wontons. Continue reading Review: E-San Thai Cuisine
Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar (Downtown location)
327 SW Morrison Street
503-224-1309 Map It!
I waited patiently for months for Buffalo Wild Wings to open up on SW Morrison. Sure, I could have visited their other location out in Hillsboro, but who really wants to drive that far when there are so many tasty lunch spots closer in? So the very first week they were open, I got my taste buds prepared for the heat and headed in. I mean, who doesnâ€™t love a meal where finger licking is practically required?
At first sight I was a little overwhelmed, the space is huge, the televisions are everywhere and itâ€™s a little bright and loud for my taste (itâ€™s a sports bar, after all), but from the second I stepped through the door the service was impeccable. Continue reading Review: Buffalo Wild Wings